horoscope: you breathe on a daily basis
me: omg that is so me how did they do that

asian:

I just want good eyebrows and maybe a new face

(via realslutty)

She smacked me in the face while we were having sex and I laughed and said ‘That was cute’. I mean, I then held her down and choked her until she apologized and begged me to fuck her again, but first I said ‘That was cute’ and laughed.
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